actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via crystallized-teardrops)


equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


a-br0kenjarr:

tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD

(via ominouszayn)


mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

(via humoristics)


pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

(via ohlookanimeboys)


hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

(via pagingme)


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sasaq:

今日もいい顔〜 よか顔ね〜 Smile (via makonatu @makonatu | Websta (Webstagram))

(via terraismight)



hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via thatsqualitystuff)


(via intensional)


confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(via asian)